Paying for College

So, in order to keep from having to start selling body parts for money in order to fund college, I've taken on some seasonal work.  Fun, fun, right?

Interestingly, the only place hiring here at home is the bookstore, which is short on employees and then some.  The good news is I get to work a lot, which means I'll get to make some money over this break.  Yeah for minimum wage!  

Meanwhile, the bills from school are starting to make my parents (who agreed to help me pay for college) panic.  Costs add up quick, and I'm not even at the half-way point yet.  

So, my big question is: How do get costs down to a point where my parents will cease to panic?

The answer?  Well, here are my ideas...

• Regain HOPE. (It wondered off at the end of last semester and refuses to come back until I have 60 credit hours.)
• Avoid foreign languages for the time being. (I think Spanish 102 scared off HOPE.)
• Find scholarships that aren't income or luck based. (Grrr... why does land make my dad's income look high?  It's not like you can sell it in this market.)
• Take some transient courses at smaller colleges.
• Work like the Dickens!

Any other ideas?  Because I'm out.  Financial aid was beyond unhelpful with this question.  They told me I should make up a budget in order to pay.  Thanks a lot.  If you get paid $50 a week for part time work, and you owe $300 at the end of the month, it doesn't matter what you do, you are going to be short some cash.

So, I'm almost ready to give in and do something really crazy in order to pay these college bills, like sell a kidney...  I can just see it now on ebay:

1 Kidney in Fairly good condition - Is slightly used and smells a little funny but does what it is supposed to... most of the time anyway.

What can I do?

As somebody who asks way too many questions of random strangers anyway, I decided to go for a degree that would allow me to ask lots of questions once I finally get out into the big bad working world.  The natural choice, for me anyway, was journalism.  

Of course after having made this decision, I have felt the need to one up myself by becoming the best journalist that I can be and, hopefully, one of the best journalists of my time.  The problem with this of course being that I have no idea how to be a good journalist, much less a great journalist, so I turned to Google to answer a few of my questions about journalism.  As always, the variety of results was pleasing varied and there is no shortage of ideas on what to do in order to become a great journalist.  Unfortunately, I don't think that it is physically possible to do everything that was suggested.  

It really comes down to: What can I do with the time and resources that I have?

I guess that question applies to a lot of things though: Family, friends, vacations, school, a place to live, transportation, etc.  I'll admit that the time is more of a concern then the resources part for me in this.  I am presently reading a book on early American journalism and millions of news sources are at my finger tips thanks to the internet.  At the moment, my greatest struggle seems to be finding the time between work and classes (which I will be returning to again, all too soon) to actually read enough of this material to count for anything or, better yet, to actually send out more then the occasional article on this or that to local papers.  

Not having enough time is a lame excuse though, I'll admit.  We all have the same 24 hours in a day, so I guess I'll just have to make better use of the time I have.  For me I guess that means less tv and surfing on the net and more reading and writing.  

It's time to do this.  No more procrastination.  I am taking the leap.  I will be a great journalist.

(The clip may seem a little melodramatic, but that is how I feel when I'm getting ready to talk to an editor for the first time.  It is seems epic when I find solid ground.)

Final Exams

Welcome to finals week (aka - college hell)

So, in honor of all the students who are presently suffering due to sudden onsets of brain cramps and freaking out over how they just blanked on their last test, I decided to make a little test of my own.  Bwahah ha ha!

Here goes.  No googling allowed! (I did give you links to the answers though...)

1. What is the 1st amendment?  

2. What is Obama's stance on the war in Iraq?

3.  What position was Hillary Clinton offered in the White House?

4. Name three holidays that occur in December.

5. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Happy finals! :)